I'm shocked to learn that some women don't go for this. More so, some men don't like it either. This is why I've compiled a list of reasons why beards are great.
- They instantly turn any man into a badass
- Bits of food stuck in it make for great snacks later
I love you Ragnar! - Potential to achieve Viking status
- Good for making extra money (Pretend you're homeless)
- Tell ladies you were a Sons of Anarchy extra
- Always have somewhere to hide things (Like weapons, food...)
- Ability to keep you and your friends warm (Like a giant scarf!)
- Makes a great disguise
- You can use it for a sail on your boat
- You can use it for a slide in the winter
- You have the option to be a Tom Selleck look-a-like at anytime.
- Women cant resist touching it.
- You will never be mistaken for a woman
- Khal Drogo had one
- George Clooney had one
- They don't just make you hot in the summer, they make you hot all year round!
- People make blog posts about them
- Hides acne
- You can be a wizard (or at least look like one)
- They protect against the sun, therefore, will keep you looking younger and healthier!
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